Favorite Military Quotes
by Jordan on June 30, 2009
Ok, I thought for my next post I would share some funny quotes from my past courses in the military. Â
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Warrant officer: “Are you looking at me? Â Do you want to take me out for dinner? Â Keep your head and eyes straight forward. Â Don’t look down, look straight ahead, you’ll get out of step! Â There isn’t anything down there, I already picked up all the money….and the beer!”
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Warrant officer: Â ”If you look like a bag of poo, then people will think your a bag of poo!”
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This next one requires a bit of explaining. Â The private mentioned had lost his rifle attachment several times over. Â As such, the MCpl made him carry it everywhere he went for 24 hours. Â If he was caught without the item he would have to repeat the process for another 24 hours. Â To make this more difficult it was attached to a duffle bag filled with equipment for added weight
When we were doing radio practice, the private was callsign 5 and the MCpl was callsign 9. Â The private had forgotten to bring his duffle bag with him and the MCpl had found it. Â
Mcpl: “5 this is 9, radio check over”
Private: “uhh…9 this is….5. Â Roger that….uh…over”
MCpl: ” 5 this is 9….where is your bag? over”
Private” My bag? Â what ba….OH NO!”
MCpl: “24 more hours 5. Â Out”
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Warrant: “Private(1) your fired…. private(2), your now the course senior, get the troops out on the parade square at 08:00 for drill!”
Private(2): “Sorry warrant, what was that?”
Warrant: “Private(2) your fired, private(1) do you know where they need to be?!”
Private(1): “08:00, 3 ranks outside on the parade square for drill!”
Warrant: “your re-hired!”
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The private in this is very very short.
Warrant: “Private, Stand up!”
Private: “But…warrant…I am!”
Warrant: “(smiling)….oh….”
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And those are a few funny moments from my past.